What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do some men like older women?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is your opinion on the belief that one can change their life by changing their thoughts and having a positive mindset?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are you wearing under your clothes today?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

McDonald's is facing a harsh new reality as customer behavior shifts - TheStreet

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.